Clowns: A National Crisis

There is an epidemic spreading across our nation….and no I’m not talking about Zika.

I’m talking about clowns.

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Lately people have been claiming to see clowns all over the United States. Yes some of these so-called clowns have been real….but are all the sightings real?

In the day and age of camera phones why is it that no one can seem to get a picture of these fast-moving clowns that vanish suddenly?

We may never know…but it reminds me of a simpler time…you know when they found that Leprechaun in a tree in Mobile, Alabama.

A simpler time INDEED! Let’s now divulge into this epidemic!

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24/7 McDonald’s Breakfast!!!

Recently it was announced that McDonald’s would be doing Breakfast all day!

As a personal victim of the times that McDonald’s didn’t serve Breakfast 24/7 I thought it was appropriate for me to speak on the topic!

As a friend once said when I was getting McDonald’s and she was going there for the second time that day…

‘Bitch Hungry’

And right she was! Bitch is hungry…for breakfast any fucking time I want!  Continue reading

Make a Comeback!

So for those of you who aren’t familiar in 2005 there was a show on HBO called The Comeback. 

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It was pretty much one of the smartest, funniest shows I’d ever seen but it was cancelled after one season. Bad move HBO!

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16 Things That Make Me Cry

There is a large stigma on crying.

If you do it too much you’re an emotional train wreck.

If you don’t do it enough you’re cold.

I for one don’t mind crying but I choose to mostly do it alone. I don’t know how I manage to control it when I’m around other people but some how I just do!
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Traveling Shit Show and the Missing Hashbrown

A month ago it was decided that the shit show would go on the road on September the 13th. Friday the 13th to be precise.

I mean why not? It’s the perfect day to be awesome in a town where you don’t have to worry about other’s opinions.

Many were invited but only eight made the decision to go – Nikki, Danny, Tiffany, Laura, Beth, DJ, Korey and myself. With Clark of course waiting(impatiently) in Peoria for our arrival. Continue reading

Drive Thru

Some stories you read about these two know that it comes from a place of love and embarrassment.

While I’m sure when I was invited to hang out with them on this particular evening I was told I needed to bring over a bag of Dorito’s. (Mind you if I had brought over a bag of Dorito’s I would not have been able to eat any because they were a ‘gift’)

On this evening I was hanging out with my friends Alicia and Chepely. Now generally speaking watching movies with them usually involved getting high but that’s just what you did when you were 18-20. On this night I got the pleasure of being part of one of the most ridiculous events to ever occur ever (maybe an overstatement)
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