Woes Of Christmas Shopping With My Parents

For those of you who’ve met my parents I’m sure you can understand how stressful it is to try to go shopping just three days before Christmas….

I mean honestly it’s stressful enough with just Teresa! Throw David in the mix and your basically counting the minutes until a public spat happens.  Continue reading

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14 Types Of People You’ll See At A Holiday Party

Tis the season for attending multiple events! Many of which fall on the same night…let’s face it people there are only so many Fridays and Saturdays in a month!

If you haven’t been invited to any events….well maybe work on your personality a bit before the next holiday season!

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10 Reasons Why It’s Not Too Early To Think About Christmas!

Christmas is the best time of the year!

You should probably think about it every day…but you don’t because you’re irrational and think people should only think about Christmas after Thanksgiving…

Well I’m here to tell you that that’s fucking dumb and you should already be thinking about Christmas!!!
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New Years Celebration: A Gif Post

Every year we tell ourselves the next year is going to be different.

It probably won’t be but it’s nice that we tell ourselves that.

New Years is by far one of the most stressful holidays. There will always be issues of where to go and what to do. On top of that everyone is emotionally unstable with nerves…

I mean what if Y2K just decided to kick in now?!?!?!?!?

It won’t but that’s not important. What is important is that we have fun! Because why ring in the New Year with a shit attitude?

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Rules For Making A TV Christmas Movie

We’ve all seen our fair share of made for TV Christmas movies. I mean it’s hard to avoid this time of year!

Between Hallmark Channel, Lifetime, Lifetime Movie Channel, UP network and ABC Family we have a busy schedule of watching Christmas movies!

If you’re anything like me, then you understand the stress that your DVR goes through recording all the movies that you may or may not watch.

Mostly because you just end up watching A Very Brady Christmas over and over again…

So what does it take to make one of these movies? What rules must one follow? Well let me see if I can help you understand the art of making Christmas movies!
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Friendsgiving: An Educational Guide

Some of you may not know this but there is actually a holiday in between Halloween and Christmas. It’s called Thanksgiving…

Few have heard of it.

It has something to do with stealing recipes from Native Americans and eating Turkey that forces you to take a nap against your will.

Just kidding everyone knows about Thanksgiving! But you’ve probably not heard of the best part of Thanksgiving.

It’s called Friendsgiving!

Charlie Brown wishes he could have thought this term up back in the day when he hosted the original Friendsgiving!

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The concept is simple: Thanksgiving concept + Friends + A shit ton of wine = Friendsgiving!

It’s like taking all the fun parts and subtracting your crazy relatives…

On average these are the things that will occur on Friendsgiving!
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