10 Reasons Why It’s Not Too Early To Think About Christmas!

Christmas is the best time of the year!

You should probably think about it every day…but you don’t because you’re irrational and think people should only think about Christmas after Thanksgiving…

Well I’m here to tell you that that’s fucking dumb and you should already be thinking about Christmas!!!
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What It’s Like To Have A Large Group Of Friends

Are you popular like me? Do you have too many friends to count? Then you’ll love this post!

Having a large group of friends is a serious commitment and sometimes a bit of a hassle!

But at the end of the day having that many people around is a positive and not a negative.

These are all truths that occur when you have a large circle of friends.

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Fuller House And We Have Some Questions!

As many of you recently read Netflix is looking at bringing Full House back from the dead. A new show called Fuller House would follow an adult DJ and her bff Kimmy.

This got me thinking that as a fan of the original show and having probably seen every single episode ever that I have some questions that need answered. While I understand that the show doesn’t officially have the green light yet that doesn’t mean I should have to wait like this for plot details!!!

As many of you remember the ending of the original show was abrupt. Like the whole episode was about Michelle falling off a horse and losing her memory…and wasn’t really a series finale at all!

So here are a few questions we are going to need answered!

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Just Another Hangover!!!

A poet once wrote:

‘Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear!

Beer before liquor, never been sicker!’

Truer words have never been spoken.

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I’ve known this poem but it still didn’t save me from the catastrophic results of drinking beer, having shots and downing vodka like candy. One day I’ll learn but until that day why not do my own hangover post?

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100th Confession Blog Spectaculon

WELCOME TO THE 100TH BLOG POST!!!!!

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Who would have thought that 2 years ago when I started this Hot Mess Express that it would still be going?!?

Probably not me!

But I would like to thank everyone for their support! I know it isn’t cute to get messages from me sharing a link to my blog without saying hi first but honestly if you would just subscribe you wouldn’t have to worry about it!

So why don’t you go ahead and do that now…it’s literally right there to your left…

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We’ve got a lot of things to cover:

A Q&A!

A Poll!

And finally a way for you to get more involved!

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New Years Celebration: A Gif Post

Every year we tell ourselves the next year is going to be different.

It probably won’t be but it’s nice that we tell ourselves that.

New Years is by far one of the most stressful holidays. There will always be issues of where to go and what to do. On top of that everyone is emotionally unstable with nerves…

I mean what if Y2K just decided to kick in now?!?!?!?!?

It won’t but that’s not important. What is important is that we have fun! Because why ring in the New Year with a shit attitude?

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