When The Opening Number Was All About La La Land Because Ya Know We’ve All Seen La La Land…
There is an epidemic spreading across our nation….and no I’m not talking about Zika.
I’m talking about clowns.
Lately people have been claiming to see clowns all over the United States. Yes some of these so-called clowns have been real….but are all the sightings real?
In the day and age of camera phones why is it that no one can seem to get a picture of these fast-moving clowns that vanish suddenly?
We may never know…but it reminds me of a simpler time…you know when they found that Leprechaun in a tree in Mobile, Alabama.
A simpler time INDEED! Let’s now divulge into this epidemic!
Granite City was in the news last week…but that wasn’t enough for y’all! You had to go and get the news to come out again…for more nonsense
But I thank you for constantly out doing yourselves and helping me to continue to do posts like this!
Here are the previous posts for this who somehow missed them…
So away we go! Continue reading
It’s that time of year again!
When St. Louis humidity really pushes you to the extreme edge of do I want to live here? Or move to the fucking Tundra?
Well friends all I can say is the simple lie that the weather is 90% mental…if you don’t think about it…you won’t notice!
So just ignore the early onset of heat stroke and enjoy this blog post! Continue reading
Once a year the city of Granite host their own form of the gathering of the Juggalos
A time when as a whole the city can come together at a church to celebrate….alcohol and funnel cakes!
It actually happens multiple times during the summer but the St. Elizabeth carnival is the only one that take it to a WHOLE other level….
Whomever is the current Priest will hopefully keep me off the prayer list after reading this!
Yesterday I overheard a conversation of a parent and child. The parent said a quote that is like second nature to me
To which the child/demon responded “Mom you need to stop quoting that old movie’
I had to hold myself back from hitting that child! I mean for real what a rude little bitch!
Ugh anyway…todays kids will never understand what it really felt like to be alive! Mostly because of Helicopter parents.
So this post goes out to that shit head child who called The Sandlot old and to those parents who say things like “I loved doing this as a kid’ because you’re literally aging it for the child and they have no choice but to think it’s old!
Well I still haven’t received my key to the city for these amazing posts…I did decide to do another post for you!
If you’re not familiar with the previous posts click their links