Going To A Haunted House With Will Muckridge!

For those of you not familiar…this is Will Muckridge!

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You already want to hit him don’t you? Same…same…

So last evening I went to The Darkness with this fool. I arrived in one piece…today I’m in shambles…

So obviously it’s his fault!

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10 Reasons Why It’s Not Too Early To Think About Christmas!

Christmas is the best time of the year!

You should probably think about it every day…but you don’t because you’re irrational and think people should only think about Christmas after Thanksgiving…

Well I’m here to tell you that that’s fucking dumb and you should already be thinking about Christmas!!!
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So I’m Dead…

A lot of people think about death a lot. What will dying feel like? What is on the other side?

I think that being alive is weird. Like why do I get to be alive today?

Weird I know! But hello…have you met me?

The one thing I do want to make very clear is that if/when I die I want to have some say in what happens at my funeral!

I think that’s pretty reasonable! Rules and requests for after I’m gone.  Continue reading

Just Another Hangover!!!

A poet once wrote:

‘Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear!

Beer before liquor, never been sicker!’

Truer words have never been spoken.

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I’ve known this poem but it still didn’t save me from the catastrophic results of drinking beer, having shots and downing vodka like candy. One day I’ll learn but until that day why not do my own hangover post?

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Dear MTV

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Look I enjoy a lot of your programs. I really do. I mean Teen Wolf is pretty freaking great.

Also you’re coming out with a TV version of Scream and honestly I’m really excited about it!

But part of me feels empty in your current programming. This might just be my opinion but I feel like after reading this a lot of people will agree with me or they won’t…whatever!

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